Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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