We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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