The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
splinters make it hard to masturbate
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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