Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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