Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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