The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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