i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
