I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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