were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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