Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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