Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
