She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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