we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
accomplished twins. life is a go
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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