no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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