i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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