i jhust puked up my retainher.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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