My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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