I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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