I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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