no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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