i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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