His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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