So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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