ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Randomize
