Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I understand Curling. That high.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
