I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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