doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
