Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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