I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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