Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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