And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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