I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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