So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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