Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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