Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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