Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
And my parents said I crawled through the house
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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