I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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