Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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