I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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