Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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