so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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