GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
