I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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