You're my little dorito
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
