I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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