girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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