Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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