Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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