guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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