i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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